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大事完成一件終於,一個月來的壓力解脫了~Ya!昨晚, 被艾瑞的咕咕嗽吵醒後, 餵她藥後.乾脆起床將最後的診所年終算完!(只睡兩小時)一早,送完孩子後,將所有的Paper送去給會計. 明房屋貸款年1月份再來擔心了(好開心!!)在高速公路上,車子開的皮皮挫. 開在亮金金的冰上,好滑!!隨後,將Mini Van送去換機油. 這次,是Honda的維修廠. 禮遇真的很不一樣!Dodge的人員沒禮貌,債務整合又愛隨便告訴你:哪裡需要換. 還有,除了所有修車費(零件加工資後)再加10%的"不知道"費用. 車子還是沒修好!這回,Honda的服務人員,賓賓有理, 服務很踏實,不亂報車子支票借款零件壞了.最特別的是"很準時"交車!趕回學校當午餐媽媽.回到家,原本想偷個閑,睡個午覺. 還是,部落格有吸引力~被吸來上網等下接完孩子,就得上班~手術!忙~忙~忙~卻活的很有系統家具意思!!YA~我的年終"大石頭"落地了!!! 

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Marriage HumorMarriage Humor (婚姻幽默) Wife: 'What are you doing?' 妻:你在作什麼啊? Husband : Nothing. 夫:沒作什麼。 Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.' 妻:沒作什麼?你看著我們的結婚證書,足足有一小時了。 Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.' 夫:我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。  ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Wife : 'Do you want dinner?' 妻: 要吃晚餐嗎?Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?' 夫: 當然!我可以選擇嗎?Wife : 'Yes or no.' 妻:要或不要。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- 網路行銷--------- --------- Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?' 妻:為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡?Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.' 夫:當問題發生時,不管有多困難,我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!' 妻:你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊!Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?' 夫:是啊!望著妳的照片我問自己,還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢? ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Stress 關鍵字排名Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.' 女孩:婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾,以減輕你的負擔。 Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.' 男孩:親愛的,妳真體貼,但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.' 女孩:哦?那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- Son: ' Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 子:今早我和爹地一起搭車,他要我讓座給一位女士。Mom: 'Well, 酒店經紀you have done the right thing.' 母:嗯,你這麼做是對的。Son: 'But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 子:但是,媽,我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?' 一位新婚的先生問他太太:如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我,你會嫁給我嗎?'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!' 女人溫柔的答道:親愛的,不管是誰留下財產給你,我都會嫁給你的。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- 酒店工作Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever . 女孩對著男友說:吻我一下,我就永遠屬於你了。The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.' 男孩回道:謝謝您提早警告我。 ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' 妻問夫:你最喜歡我哪一點?我美麗的臉龐,還是我性感的軀體?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humor.' 他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍,回道:我喜歡你的幽默感。

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